Monday, May 16, 2011

Chapter 1: NOT the Double Dutch Bus

Jones had been obsessed with George Clooney before she ever set foot in LA, launching into her "mission" the minute she crossed state lines into California more than 10 years ago (probably the exact moment Clooney felt a chill go down his spine). 

Similarities to recently arrested celeb stalkers abound, as she was convinced she was destined to be with Clooney. She roamed the foothills around his Studio City home, claiming to be stalking… er, um, “hiking" there, hoping to get a glimpse of him. She spent hours digging up every bit of information ever recorded about him. 

She claimed to know his every move -- from the LA restaurants he frequented to the alleged mortgage loan refinance on one of his properties. This was only the beginning of what would soon be a delusional, one-way bus trip to Crazytown for Jones. 

“Gimme a ‘ho’ if ya got cha crazy bus fare!...”