Who Is Jones?

 What happens when an unbalanced gal from the Midwest comes to Hollywood thinking she's a celebrity's soulmate, and simply needs to convince him of that ?

For the sake of anonymity, I'll call her "Jones" -- as in "Love-Jones".

I met Jones while working film industry temp gigs. She was a little "out there" (not unusual for LA), but I thought she was just an obsessed fan.

Then, she began "talking crazy" about George Clooney. Eventually, even the crazy talk got crazy. I never saw Jones again, but wound up reading about her online, and hearing the same stories I'd witnessed from people who knew her as Clooney's stalker. May be somebody should buy her this shirt!  

Anyway, there has been ample speculation regarding her identity online as well, as you can read below.

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Original Post: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/george-clooneys-girlfriend-denies-slamming-jen-aniston-201026?page=4

June 03, 2010 - 2:44am prefertoremainanonymous=<name withheld>   Says:
I don't know what's creepier ... to find out that Canalis did this & denied doing so, or to find out on IMDB that "prefertoremainanonymous" poster is <name withheld> - someone who's stalked George @ W.B., lost a position there, emails Stan and anyone remotely in touch with George, calls Crawford "evil", claims Sarah Larson "stalked" her, and posts on many different sites under many different user names and sites "friends" and "psychics" who know about George. People are crazy, but those who throw stones at glass houses are even worse. Suffice it to say that this was a bad choice to repost something one her friends said, but I am assuming that Canalis just wasn't thinking when she did it. No worries. She's more than likely nearing the end of her contract with George. To all other fans, stay away from the boards that have responses by this poster and all those that seem to be her etchings elsewhere. She's obsessed but probably harmless because she's partially crippled. Even still, the voodoo, psychic, evil/spiritual, stalker, friends-with, whole kind of obsessive behavior of this gal who seems to think it's her duty to tell George about his personal life is bordering upon threatening. Check out her on IMDB where she has a plethora of user names and often responds to herself. One of prefer's latest posts reveals her name in it ... <name withheld> . Creepy. 

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·       August 01, 2010 - 1:42am corncob chicken rooster Says:
Okay theorists, isn't it obvious she's not only under the influence but under contract? Sarah Larson anyone? And quit with the Debi Hall being promoted by <name withheld> who stalked George. Debi is an extra who thought to rub noses with Babu the AD who probably never had any intentions of getting her with George. People are beyond delusional. Truth always supercedes conspiracy theorists. Bruta is going to give her last harrah.

****  Jones supposedly isn’t real, but a PR invention

·       August 02, 2010 - 4:16pm wondering about corn cob rooster's comments Says:
who is stalking george clonney? i heard different. i heard that stan rosenfield his publicist was spreading this rumour. who is debi hall?
****  Probably Jones

George Clooney and Sarah Larson have a stalker
Hunky actor becomes knight in shining armor for his girl
Few are the men who can brag about the same success with the ladies as this particular actor and, apparently, the world's most eligible actor can. George Clooney has always had lovers to spare but that doesn't mean his sense of chivalry is anywhere near dead, as his latest brush with a stalking/intimidating attempt clearly proved.

The actor, known for his charismatic ways around member of the opposite sex, just spoke to "PageSix" and revealed that he's as much of a gentleman as ever, now that he's dating Sarah Larson. George reportedly got this strange message on his voice mail, telling him that "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!". But George is clearly not the man to let anyone speak of Sarah by using that derogatory term so he just took matters into his own hands to find whoever was behind such a hideous farce.

"With the help of his rent-a-cop chauffeur, he had the caller's number traced to a pre-paid cellphone, then tried to find out if the suspect had paid by credit card to pin him down." the e-zine reports, after talking to the actor. Sadly, it was then that the investigation trail ran cold because George could not find out who was responsible for the call. One thing he knows for sure, though: "It's not a prank - none of my friends would do that."

Sarah, on the other hand, is just as upset as George is, especially since she's almost sure this is happening because of the alleged scandal of racy pics that surfaced just recently. With all that, she's adamant on that the public is letting prejudice get in the way of seeing her in the correct light. "They say that I'm a stripper. There's a ton of stuff about that. I've never been a stripper. You know, just because I'm from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I'm a cocktail server, that means I'm an escort", she explains.

George Clooney and Sarah Larson met at the premiere party for "Ocean's Thirteen" and have been basically inseparable since then, which prompted many to believe the actor was this close to taking that final step into a relationship and walk down the aisle.
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