Monday, May 16, 2011

Chapter 8: Another Toaster?

Obviously, Jones had gone into a complete meltdown. 

The next bizarre event included the alleged arrival of an announcement at the WB offices that George Clooney and Sarah Larson were to marry, and that “someone” had registered them at the and British retailer John Lewis Online wedding registries (which makes no sense, but look at the source. Should it?). 

The alleged email messages asked the recipients to purchase wedding gifts for the couple. It was allegedly confirmed that there actually were online registries created. Clooney obviously has millions of fans and probably some other stalkers, but based on what was to come, it seems obvious who was behind this.